By The Harvard Lampoon
“Estaba completamente segura de unas tres cosas. Primero, Edwart period, tal vez, mi alma gemela, quizá. Segundo, él tenía una parte de vampiro —que yo asumía estaba totalmente fuera de su control— que me quería muerta.Y tercero, yo deseaba incondicional, irrevocable, impenetrable, heterogénea, ginecológica y vergonzosamente que me besara”. Y así, Belle Goose se enamoró del misterioso y chispeante Edwart Mullen en esta desternillante parodia de l. a. irreverente Harvard Lampoon.
Pálida y patosa, Belle llega a Switchblade, Oregon, buscando una aventura o por lo menos, un compañero de clase inmortal. Pronto descubrirá a Edwart, un nerd guapo, loco de las computadoras, con cero interés por las chicas. Después de ser testigo de extraños sucesos –¡Edwart no se ha comido sus patatas rellenas!¡Edwart los angeles ha salvado de una bola de nieve!–, Belle tiene una dramática revelación: Edwart es un vampiro. Pero, ¿cómo convencerle para que los angeles muerda y l. a. convierta en su novia eterna si parece sentir repulsión por las chicas?
Políticamente incorrecta, llena de amor, peligro, acoso e insuficiente supervisión paternal, Corpúsculo es l. a. hilarante historia de una chica obsesionada por los vampiros que busca el amor en el sitio equivocado.
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He'd been eating with too much concentration for me to make conversation before. "Sort of slow. Well, dead slow really. Mark and I played cards for a good part of the afternoon," he admitted with a grin. "I won, nineteen hands to seven. " I tried to keep my expression the same. " "Good, good. " "Oh. " "Yeah. He invited us down to visit this weekend. He was thinking of having the Clearwaters and the Uleys over too. Sort of a playoff party. . " "Huh," was my genius response. But what could I say?
With a sense of astonishment, I realized that Jacob looked dangerous to them. How odd. Edward stopped a few yards away from Jacob, and I could tell that he was uncomfortable having me so close to a werewolf. He drew his hand back slightly, pulling me halfway behind his body. "You could have called us," Edward said in a steel-hard voice. "Sorry," Jacob answered, his face twisting into a sneer. " Jacob's jaw flexed, and his brows pulled together. He didn't answer. "This is hardly the place, Jacob.
Oh. Good, I guess. I made plans with Angela today. I'm going to help her with her graduation announcements. " "That's nice. " I sighed. " "Keep trying, Bella. I know you'll do the right thing. " Nice. So if I didn't figure out some way to make things right with Jacob, then I was abad person? That was below the belt. "Sure, sure," I agreed. The automatic response almost made me smile - it was something I'd picked up from Jacob. I even said it in the same patronizing tone he used with his own father.